Seriously. ANYTHING.

We don't know what's going on here but it's pretty sexy. Whatever it is she's doing.

This dude isn't so much an idiot as he is a total idiot.

This is no doubt from seeing all those television shows that depict pistol whipping as glamorous and sexy.

Does insurance cover this?

The state of Nebraska thinks they can protect the gays. We'll see if they're still singing that tune after I put on my Gilligan hat and read some gibberish at them.

Just to teach the parents a lesson the robot should have eaten the little child. How funny would that have been?