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How To Seduce Santa Claus

By: LG Staff
December 11 2009, 1:29 PM


How to seduced Santa Claus:

1. Wear a belly shirt

2. Play him a song on the saxophone

3. Tell him that the saxophone fits in your butt.

 

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