Even a tramp needs the support of their family.

We support Dog and Cat marriage.

She should really use toilet paper.

And by "somewhat okay" we mean AWESOME.

Parents beware: this is how the Pigapocalypse started.

Oh, how can you accuse a face like that of committing genocide?

The Westminster Dog Show is this week. And judging by this photo, it's also a time to for judges to totally abuse the crap out of cute defenseless puppies.

He will grow up to crush your brains.

He's looking for booty.

Cute puppies make bad news better.

We have to keep ourselves from doing this everyday, too.

Good god, we have gotten so fat that our children are being born fat asses now. ABORT ABORT!

When gay chicks march.

In Russia, monkeys patrol you!

Deer's have given up the forest and moved straight to the suburbs. You best accept it.

Aww look a baby puffy fish! Or… Jenna Jameson!

Awww dressed up like Snow White, rabies all of a sudden isn't so scary.

After the INS started rounding up illegal's, Taco Bell scrambled to replace the workers in its lucrative lettuce trade. The leaf must flow!

"Yo April! Splinter just escaped from… screw it. Who the hell shaved me like a dumb ass turtle? … and paint? Seriously?"

There is nothing worse than a stinky ass child. Don't let your child's off putting body odor further offend your senses, wrap that little bastard in pine fresh scents.