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Forget about Ashton Kutcher. Here’s a new prank show starring your favorite Transformer – Starscream! Oh yeah, and he might kill you.

The latest game show imported straight from Japan - Banzai! Featuring superstar Yoshi!

Andy & Kickel are a prepubescent vaudeville comedy act. In this edition, A & K go redneck on your ass.

Andy & Kickel are a prepubescent vaudeville comedy act. In this edition, A & K wish you a happy new year.

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Norbit (Eddie Murphy) has never had it easy. As a baby, he was abandoned on the steps of a Chinese restaurant/orphanage and raised by Mr. Wong (Eddie Murphy). Things get worse when he's forced into marriage by the mean, junk food-chugging queen, Rasputia (Eddie Murphy). Just when Norbit's hanging by his last thread, his childhood sweetheart, Kate (Thandie Newton), moves back to town. In the comedy "Norbit," he'll show them all that nice guys sometimes finish first.

Do you have a special somone in your life? Send them a Norbit e-card! Norbit (Eddie Murphy) has never had it easy. As a baby, he was abandoned on the steps of a Chinese restaurant/orphanage and raised by Mr. Wong (Eddie Murphy). Things get worse when he's forced into marriage by the mean, junk food-chugging queen, Rasputia (Eddie Murphy). Just when Norbit's hanging by his last thread, his childhood sweetheart, Kate (Thandie Newton), moves back to town. In the comedy "Norbit," he'll show them all that nice guys sometimes finish first.

Send your loved one (or ex) a very special greeting today. This e-card is brought to you by Norbit, opening in theaters everywhere February 9th.