Probably the cutest thing you'll see all day.

Here are ten reasons I find the parents and participants of child beauty pageants creepy.

It's the cutest dog ever.

Some of these chicks were messed up in some serious stuff.

Both of these Battlestar beauties can be found in the latest Maxim magazine, which we guess is still around and trying to make you horny.

Never was there such a beauty in all the land. Lindsay Lohan, apple of our stinkeye.

Even seen a really hot chick from behind and then she turns around and her face gives you nightmares? Of course you have it's your mom! Boom! Everything's hot but her face.

If you're checking out a hot chick from behind and she turns around and her face looks like Abe Vigoda -- that's a butterface.

Check out these brunette beauties' boobs and see if you can guess who they belong to!

Even seen a really hot chick from behind and then she turns around and her face looks like Jabba the Hut? Well here's the game to prove your spotting skills!

For reals footage of Sarah Palin in a swimsuit during her 1984 Miss Alaska beauty pageant.

There are no words to describe this beauty. It's like looking into the sun and hearing the words, "My dad never took me fishing when I was a boy, this will teach him".

Wow Christina, you look so flawless! What a natural beauty, unlike like those other woman who cake on their make up.

Computer nerds around the world go from floppy (disk drive) to hard (disk drive) when they see this beauty roll down the street.

It's really hard to decide which is more embarrassing. Falling down a flight of stairs in front of millions of TV viewers, or striking a bizarre resemblance to Sloth while doing so.

Britney Spears entered a Tarzana, CA beauty parlor after closing and shaved her own head after the stylist refused to do it for her.