I know SEVERAL people I could send this to right now…

Nicolas Cage just might kick ass in the movie version of the comic book "Ghost Rider." I love flaming skeletons.

I don't know what this has to do with the movie plug at the end, but dang Carmen's hot. Yeeeouch!

There's pretty much no one in the world with a better body than Jessica Biel. I challenge you to find a hotter bod.

This is my favorite move. Although I'm not an actual wrestler, and I use this move while naked. Don't tell my mom.

Recent trip to a West Hollywood burger joint: Britney's classy!

Recent trip to a West Hollywood burger joint part deux: wait, no, Britney's not classy.

I think the title of this says it all. Her ass sucks.

So her people are totally denying that this is a Britney track (obviously the video part is just a montage). Still, I'd love to hear such a bold pooh-on-the-head of mister K-Fed.

I'm totally creeped out by TMX Elmo…. Here he is in action.

South Park's Halloween episode parodies "My Super Sweet 16" to a T! How will Satan make his party memorable??

I can't wait for this movie… with such an awesome ensemble cast, "Smokin' Aces" is sure to rock.

That's so freakin adorable. I bet they had to keep up that kiss all night, just to make the make-up work.

I think it's just Michael Jackson under that burka…

I don't know what these crazy hot German chicks are saying, but I like how they say it!

The aging rockstar was at the beach recently. Apparently he lost his "Mister Microphone," if you know what I'm sayin'.

I'll pay that for large tits, but what the heck is "chilo"?

I really do idolize her. Especially her puppets.

I love what you do for me! Toyota!

This was my favorite place to vacation as a child.