Somebody turn off the air conditioning! We've got a live one here!

Lay off the cheesburgers, Jason Biggs. Just because you're not working lately doesn't give you a license to eat every studio head that doesn't put you in a movie.

Here's a leaked screen shot from one of Britney Spears' music videos. It's censored because her nipples aren't really that big a deal.

We don't understand Drew's style. I mean, she's Hollywood Royalty. And on most days she's really hot. WTF.

Remember Natalie Imbruglia? She sings that one song we forgot the name off? Well yeah, here she is. She had to wear a bikini to make people notice here again.

You don't have to see this girl's face; it's busted. Instead, look at the ocean...the beach...that dude with the towel on his head. If you like, you can also look at Shauna's boobs.

1) Why the hell would anyone buy a magazine with Zac Efron on the cover? 2) Why would anybody buy GQ if this is the stuff they're gonna put on covers? And 3) You clicked on a picture of Zac Efron and that means you're gay.

It's like a candle, inside his head.

Somebody is playing tricks on Mr. Ray Charles!

Somebody is a bit too eager to get a piece of Britney Spears' new body.

For the ghetto minded.

I'm totally going to get myself a pair because I just really like to get down like a freak.

We're not saying this is the most unfortunate dude alive, we're just saying that if we looked like this we'd most likely hate our parents.

Wipe you're tears away, my friends. He's finally gone.

He fought for equality and now, video games.

What a comeback. Now all she needs to do is find her brain and she'll finally be complete.

He will grow up to crush your brains.

"Stop right there! I know I look like a nerd but I don't want anything to do with you!"

If this doesn't inspire you to lose some freaking weight, I don't know what will.

He's looking as fat as former-fat-Britney everyday!