Rugby players are crazy. Why play a sport where you get the crap beat out of you, when you can stay at home and jerk off?

A Mario Bros. wedding cake. I am pretty sure the groom will never be allowed to make a decision again.

There is something sexual about a man in a nice pair of pumps. Am I the only one who thinks so?

People who play Halo don't have sex… this is a waste of Bungie capital. As a stockholder, I say "Boo".

Dick in a box was popular far before the famous SNL skit. Look at this 1980's granny photo. I feel sick.

This ad is designed to alert people to the inhumane practice of whale hunting… but now I want a hamburger.

Fergie sang Live and let die at the Music something or other. She spent some of the time flying around the stage playing a rocking version of Quidditch.

I don't know how to spell her last name, but that Christina chick is definitely the dude.

Maybe I don't want to die... I am just going to call this number here and maybe someone will tell me how important and loved I am… oh… well…never mind.

There are no words to describe this beauty. It's like looking into the sun and hearing the words, "My dad never took me fishing when I was a boy, this will teach him".

With these wigs, I can finally steal those North Korean nuclear plans!

Sir, don't look now, but we are pretty sure there is an angry rapist hiding on the back of your head.

Oh really? You stopped taking food stamps? Gawd, this isn't fair! Whose is gonna keep my buns warm now? Huh? HUH!?

Cats with two heads mean twice the feeding times, but double the cuddle. Unless of course it’s a pissy ass cat… then its twice the eye scratching.

"Look, my name may be Brown, but that doesn't mean I have to like it. Yeah, you sit over there…"

When are these fat asses going to get it through their fat heads? Lose the weight or you'll never be pretty enough!

This is a fun and exciting lamp that you can place on your night stand and read late at night. Now, if only you could read…

The Spice girls continue their "comeback" tour and started it off with a lip-sync spectacular this weekend. Posh didn’t even sing, she just stood there and looked like an alien.

Marcus and Julian spent the weekends performing awkwardly gay tricks for the crowds. One day, Julian saw his reflection in a mirror, mid flip, it was all down hill from there.

Forget the writers strike! Team Britney is making rounds and reminding you, even fat people and unibrows have opinions.