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Make a video game controller out of anything. |
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Color Vision Deficiency |
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How Jersey Shore Are You? |
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Paris Hilton In "Paris' Prison Blues" |
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Justin Timberlake has a nice rack. I bet his ass is pretty awesome, too.
We blew up the picture so you can judge for yourself.
Due to our minds being blown by this photo, we cannot come up with a proper description.
Obviously this is a thinly veiled blow job joke, the question is does Jessica realize that?
What adult just sucks a lollipop like that in public? The kind who is pregnant and afraid they will no longer be a sex symbol, that's who.
One day you're with Joe Francis on a bus, the next you're getting paid to blow the Governor of New York, it's a slippery slope.
Oh Paris, that stunning shade of "Recently gave a blow job" red really accents your smile… and the fact that you're an idiot.
This one time at band camp, there was like sex everywhere. The G note was doing the A from behind. And the B-flat was blowing C.
This morning a little after 2 AM, Lindsay Lohan was arrested on suspicion of DUI. She blew a .12 percent, and was later charged with possession of cocaine. Excellent work, Lindsay. Excellent.
Miss Jessica was seen partying like a single gal (John Mayer dumped her!) at PURE nightclub in Vegas recently. When's she selling a blow-up doll of herself?
Amy Winehouse may have alcoholism in her name, but she also has blow in her nose! When whiskey makes you fat, how does one keep in brillant shape? Snort away the pounds!
Iron Mike was so jacked up on blow that he told the cops he snorted chazz "every chance he got." Then he licked their faces and ate their babies.