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Nancy Reagan and Mr. T's Christmas

Nancy Reagan and Mr. T's Christmas

I wish all Holiday seasons were filled with this much love.

 

The Empire Hates Christmas

The Empire Hates Christmas

With the Death Star complete and Santa out of the way, nothing can stop them from destroying Alderon!

 

Santa's slippin' on the tree front

Santa's slippin' on the tree front

This pacman tree has the power to swallow Christmas hole and spit out a kick ass holiday. Barring that Christmas doesn’t return from the blue state and kill Pac Man.

 

Fondle-Me Elmo

Fondle-Me Elmo

He's perfect for Christmas, Hanukkah, birthdays and swinger parties!

 

Christmas Story Death

Christmas Story Death

Bob Clark, the director of "Christmas Story," was killed yesterday morning by a drunk driver. Hollywood mourns.

 

Mr. T Santa

Mr. T Santa

I pity the fool who don't tell T what he wants for Christmas!

 

Cheap Toilet Paper

Cheap Toilet Paper

I swear my crazy uncle gave me this for Christmas.

 

Sleeping With Models

Sleeping With Models

I hope that bedspread was a Christmas present from someone sexy!

 

Mechanical Seasons Greetings

Mechanical Seasons Greetings

A Rube Goldberg-esque seasonal illustration! Merry Christmas!

 

Xmas Babes

Xmas Babes

All they want for Christmas are bras! Seriously!