OTHER COOL STUFF

 

Kanye Interrupts Patrick Swayze

Kanye Interrupts Patrick Swayze

Kanye, just let the man die in peace. Jeez.

 

Fly the Fergie Sky

Fly the Fergie Sky

Fergie sang Live and let die at the Music something or other. She spent some of the time flying around the stage playing a rocking version of Quidditch.

 

Ironic Suicide

Ironic Suicide

Maybe I don't want to die... I am just going to call this number here and maybe someone will tell me how important and loved I am… oh… well…never mind.

 

Gay Tranny Murderer

Gay Tranny Murderer

This tranny was arrested for seducing men and then killing them. If you fell for this, you deserve to die.

 

Please Die

Please Die

This funeral ad beckons you to step closer, only to fall to your death. Downside, well death. Upside? Sky rocketing profits in the casket market!

 
 

Zebra-Horse

Zebra-Horse

Some zoological geniuses cross-bred a zebra and a horse. Now if they can just get it to mate with a unicorn, I can finally die happy.

 

Anna Nicole's Funeral

Anna Nicole's Funeral

Dude I'm totally having a pink Afghan on my casket when I die!

 

Nerd Dice

Nerd Dice

NERD DICE: When you're so socially retarded that doing anything is a gamble!

 

Beer Grannie

Beer Grannie

Oh, grandma gets so silly when she's drunk on her ass. Too bad she's gonna die soon.