Hugh Hefner's former fake girlfriend Bridget still looks pretty good for being almost 50-years-old. Much love.

We don't know whether Kanye West's girlfriend, Amber Rose, is bangable or not. What do you think?

Leonardo DiCaprio's girlfriend (ex-girlfriend!?!) is happy she's hotter than you.

Paraguayan Olympian Leryn Franco will never date you or Michael Phelps. So just shut it.

This is Leonardo DiCaprio's girlfriend Bar Refaeli. Jealous?

Well actually it's just her head Photoshopped onto the box, kind of like how we Photoshop her head into pictures we send home to Mom and say she's our girlfriend.

The Disney circle of life has been completed as the former star returns home to ride Alice in Wonderland with her girlfriend.

Looks like the "Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man" gets a girlfriend in the upcoming Ghostbusters III.

Her name is Sarah Lawson, which sounds like "Sarah's awesome", and that is exactly what George's friends say when she does this at a party.

La Toya Jackson has finally obliterated any last ounce of estrogen in her body, she is now a he beast. Or, Eddie Murphy's latest girlfriend in a desperate attempt to disprove the gay tranny escapade.

Bruce Willis spent the weekend enjoying the view. Bruce is more than double his new girlfriends age, one thought… saggy balls.

Girlfriend really needs a new hairdresser! Whoever told her that inch-long peach fuzz was enough to knot a bunch of bleached horse hair to was SERIOUSLY wiggin, yo.

I hope is blisteringly cold out, Xtina! Girlfriend ain't got NO excuse!

Crüe drummer Tommy Lee has a girlfriend, and the only question left to ask is: What back alley did he meet her in?

We'd like to believe this was our car. And we'd like to believe that our girlfriend had those boobs. Ah, she's going to break up with us.