OTHER COOL STUFF

 

Halo Condoms

Halo Condoms

People who play Halo don't have sex… this is a waste of Bungie capital. As a stockholder, I say "Boo".

 

Arab King shoots far

Arab King shoots far

King Fahd's fountain in Saudi Arabia shoots water higher than any other fountain in the world. Desert + lack of water = perfect place for water waste.

 

Paris is Wasted

Paris is Wasted

Here's a surprise: Paris Hilton likes to get trashed with friends. And then she likes to take pictures of herself.

 

Paris Drunk Eye

Paris Drunk Eye

Looks like Paris's wonky lazy eye gets kicked into overhaul when she's wasted! These are real before-and-after photos of her recent night out at Teddy's.

 

Paris Hilton T-Shirt

Paris Hilton T-Shirt

"I'm Paris Hilton and I can do whatever I want… including walking my wasted friend out of my house at 6am in clothes I lent her so she didn't have to do the Walk of Shame in front of all these papparazzi."