Paris side-swiped some garbage cans at the end of her driveway, giving her brand-new $400,000 Bentley a few scratched and a mean dent. Let's see how the heiress reacts!

Weirdly enough, later this night Lindsay went out clubbing with Paris! (Seriously.)

Paris attended the Jay-Z convertin Vegas this weekend, spending most of her time with her BACK to the stage! After his performance, the perpetually self-absorbed heiress jumped on stage and had the DJ play a couple of her songs so she could lip-sync along -- but she puked instead!

If every 12-year-old's fantasy came true like this, we'd have to re-write the pedophilia laws.

Here's an art house short film of Paris Hilton. It's so David Lynch dude. Totally. Indie till we die.

Director Vincent Gallo put Paris Hilton in a microwave and all he got was this stinkin' video.

Watch the uncensored version of Paris Hilton’s new music video Stars Are Blind. It’s sexier than her sex tape and it won’t get you in trouble if you watch it at work!

Paris Hilton looks extremely bangable in this German Yellow Pages commercial.

We though we’d do the world some good and offer you the complete and uncensored Paris Hilton Sex Tape.

One of Paris Hilton’s stupid boyfriends crashed her Bently into a truck. See the dumbassery unfold!

For Christmas we want Paris Hilton to give us a sponge bath.