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This commercial is an exact copy of how a 16-year-old boy's mind works; EVERYTHING implies sex.

Are you as revolted by the Meg White Sex Tape as this reporter is? We hope so.

Nothing beats asking the weatherman, in his sandals, to help act out sex solicitation before Law & Order can beat you to the punch. Everybody pile on Senator Craig!

Christina Ricci and Justin Timberlake share a SUPER HOT sex scene in Black Snake Moan!!!

He's the foxiest little double-agent on the planet! It's 00!

There's a better use for the "rumble" function on your Wii paddles. It's a marital aid.

An in-depth look at the evolution of sex and boobies in video games. Informative and arousing!

Old people turn off the lights and act like they are having sex. Watch how the marks react!

It's like Brokeback Mountain, but with cats. Oh, and no gay sex.

The video you’ve been searching for all over the internet is finally here! See Dustin “Screech” Diamond do the “dirty sanchez” with a very, very sexy lady! This is the celebrity sex tape you don’t want to miss! Uncut. Uncensored. Unreal.

Watch the uncensored version of Paris Hilton’s new music video Stars Are Blind. It’s sexier than her sex tape and it won’t get you in trouble if you watch it at work!

We though we’d do the world some good and offer you the complete and uncensored Paris Hilton Sex Tape.

If you haven’t seen the Colin Farrell Sex Tape, now is your chance. And please note: No blowup dolls were harmed in this video, only humped.