Sometimes the French are quite productive.

The following stunt is approved by Sir Isaac Newton.

That was totally necessary.

This week your pal Philip Norris rants about how big of an idiot Richie Sambora is for driving drunk with his 10-year-old daughter in the car.

It's depressing that predictions of flying cars have not come true but, it's probably a good thing we aren't wearing electric headlights.

Lily Allen and her two tree trunks were looking around in her car for some fallen M&Ms.

Craig Ferguson made the bold move to mock Tom Cruise's Scientology scandal, he should probably have someone else start his car for a while.

Posing as a car seat won't get you across the border. Everyone knows that Mexican's are far too good a worker to be caught sitting for so long.

A Star Wars pit crew works Darth's kick ass race car.

The Dalorean is coming back on the market and who wouldn’t want to outfit their new car with a Flux Capacitor!? Oh yeah, us poor people.

The environment needs saving and that lazy Captain Planet isn't doing crap about it! So here come the MIT green cars… aww how cute.

Penis rims? Who wouldn’t want their car decorated with dicks?

Hurry, hide in the closet. Don’t make a sound!

A man sized cell phone fell from the fumbling hands of a giant, crushing a car and killing two people. Ok truth time.. It's just a PR stunt for Motorola's new Razr 2.

What happens when you insert metal pins through your taint and attach them to a rope, all in order to pull a car for your friends? A wicked awesome time, that’s what!

Computer nerds around the world go from floppy (disk drive) to hard (disk drive) when they see this beauty roll down the street.

These firemen know that they can lift their chief's car with their hoses. Now they must ponder if they should have...

Ever wonder why it would be a really bad idea to throw an egg at the President's car? This is why that would be a very bad idea.

The Iceman wants to sell you a car from "The Danger Zone". He will do anything to beat Maverick's prices.

Your car breaks down. Do you push it to the side? Do you have sex on the hood? This sign offers no help.