Nowhere near as disgusting as I'd expected.

Any closer and the world would be minus two cars.

Has near death experience.

The driver is either super lucky or super smart.

That was close, it could have turned very ugly.

Probably a good idea, to not send up any large balloons, while standing near power lines.

I would probably freeze in fear, if I saw something like that.

I'll bet you anything, that woman was flying on an adrenaline rush for the rest of the day.

Some of the most incredible near-misses have been gathered for your viewing pleasure.

We don't care what the haters say about here. Heidi Montag is a near perfect example of what all humans should look like, even dudes. If there were just a bunch of people walking this Earth looking like Heidi Montag this world would just be a better place we think. World peace, no diseases except STDs, etc.

There are lots of websites on today's information superhighway, and many of them are stupid. Like the one we found today. It involves popular film actor Tom Selleck, lush waterfalls and tasty sandwiches. And wouldn't you know? The website is called Selleck Waterfall Sandwich! Well look at that! All three of our favorite things wrapped up into one!

There is a truism we have about the internet and it's this: Whatever you want, it already exists. This is 99% fact. If you don't believe us just head to your nearest Google and just start pounding your keyboard like a monkey. 

Here's a few pics from Selleck Waterfall Sandwich.