Just put a meat bone in her hand and Sarah Jessica Parker looks just as sexy as Dee Snider in Twisted Sister. Here she is on the set of the new Sex & The City 2, during a flashback of sorts to the 80s, when she was uglier.

3-year-old Sarah Palin loves to hunt cute little wolves from helicopters.

Some politicians are very, very repetitive.

She could be our next Vice President and if she is... DEATH TO ALL MOOSE -- including Bullwinkle!

She's wearing a scarf with donkeys on it. A Donkey is a sign of the Democratic Party. We really can't be witty about something like this.

Show the neighbors how annoying you are by putting one of these pumpkins on your doorstep for Halloween.

Sarah Palin's legs are so much hotter than Barack Obama's.

Sarah Palin almost looks like the lifeguards in Baywatch, but with real breasts.

Find out if America's hottest hockey mom, Sarah Palin, wants to have your babies.

Here's a first look at porn star Lisa Ann. She's going to be playing Sarah Palin in the Hustler porno about the VP candidate. Schwing!

It's easy to dress like Sarah Palin if you're really hot.

She is so talented, so beautiful, so Presidential-like. But most of all, she's so charming!

For reals footage of Sarah Palin in a swimsuit during her 1984 Miss Alaska beauty pageant.

I wish this worked for me while taking exams in college.

...or so this poster will have you believe.

Oh how adorkable.

Aldous Snow and Infant Sorrow perform their inspirational song from the upcoming film, Forgetting Sarah Marshall.

In theaters 4-18-08. Devastated Peter takes a Hawaii vacation in order to deal with recent break-up with his TV star girlfriend, Sarah. Little does he know Sarah's traveling to the same resort as her ex ... and she's bringing along her new boyfriend.

Her name is Sarah Lawson, which sounds like "Sarah's awesome", and that is exactly what George's friends say when she does this at a party.