Awww dressed up like Snow White, rabies all of a sudden isn't so scary.

Your dog makes seriously scary noises. You can A) Take him to the vet or B) Post a video of him for the internets.

Just another one of many Maury guests that is terrified of something stupid. Peaches? Come on man! Eggplants, now THOSE are scary.

This bizarre "cooking" show is hosted by a scary, alcoholic transvestite named Loco Mama – Rachel Ray, she-he's got your number!

How much more adorable can a freakin' scary photo of a blood-thirsty dog be?

Seriously, if he wasn't famous he'd get kicked out of places for being a homeless person. Scary. (He touches a supermodel with those fingers.)

Her recent "corrective" plastic surger have left the rocker mom all weird looking! We're scared.

Still-skinny Mary-Kate Olsen looked stunning (as in, we're still stunned by this look) when she walked the red carpet wearing Kelly green, a dead raccoon, and a chestplate.

The awesomest scary Christmas horror movie parody that won't be coming to a theatre near you!!

Tyrone gets interviewed about Halloween, and proves how scary HE is!

Really, no caption can do this classy lady any justice. *SHUDDER*

And here's the Scary Drag Queen's dog!

I saw this lady waiting for the bust the other day in West Hollywood. You know I hope that bus didn't clash with her outfit.

Seriously, I was freaked out by Mary Poppins as a kid, but never this bad!

Axe Rose in another 10 years.

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What kind of rocker are you? Indie Rocker? Hair Metal Rocker? Or are you one of those super scary Christian Rock Rockers!?!