Drugs are fun for everyone!

You can tell a true auteur filmed this by the choice of looking at the baby through bars to symbolize his future behind them.

The only kind of kitty that would survive in Reverend Run's house.

Eventually they moved his food off the top of the slide, but not until they were finished mocking him.

9 lives might be enough to outlast Tyson.

There is no one better equipped to take care of a cat than a single white male aka, an engineer.

The kind of video your Mom will forward you in six months after she sees it on Oprah.

Shamu's gonna put a hit on this guy.

Like to see her try to explain all that business about the Trade Federation vs the Galactic Senate.

From the hit album "Ret It Be".

"I love you" three of the many words every deaf girl wishes she will some day hear.

Did you know babies are total idiots and have no idea lemons taste sour?

THX certified drama.

They'd both kick the Cloverfield monster's ass.

He'd probably enjoy waterboarding also. He's weird like that.

The owner adds one balloon every time his dog wants to eat.

There's not much else to do in captivity really.

In solidarity with the WGA, pets are refusing to do anything adorable on camera. Wonder if porn stars will join and stop being slutty on camera. Probably not.

This is a tear jerker...and a heart warmer. It's a remarkable phone call from a 12-yr-old boy to a Houston radio station.

Get ur own crispy chickenz.